✎ oi, u can draw on this website

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3BLOKES

Tony ★ Codey ★ Samdog

STRAYA'S FINEST™ (source: our mums)

The three blokes stacked in a human pyramid, mullets and all

codey (top) samdog (mid) tony (floor) ↘ → ↴

The 3BLOKES koala: X eyes, backwards cap, durry, shakas up

cut out in paint
(u can see the edges, we know)

BOOK US!!! (we're cheap)

you are visitor number: 00420692 (counter may be rigged)

WHO TF ARE WE??

Oi m8s, ya ready to have a fkn muzz or what?!?! Tony, Codey and Samdog (formerly known in previous lives as Toneshifterz, Code Black and Audiofreq) have been reborn into their most fabulous bogan selves, with the sole mission of showing the world what it truly means to be from STRAYA.

They're just 3 blokes. Plain and simple, darlin'. Nothin' more, nothin' less. A coupla Centrelink legends makin' choonz and smashin' goon straight from the bag. When 3BLOKES appear, the serious artists disappear, and three loud, unpredictable Aussies take over.

Part live act. Part comedy. Part rave. Hardstyle, hard techno, the classics, parodies, edits, and deliberately ridiculous moments, all held together by three old m8s who came up in the scene together and never grew up. Deadset SIIIIICK.

The blokes throwing up rude gestures at the camera

the boys (artist's impression)

MEET THE BLOKES

three certified champions. zero certifications.

CODEY

role: the loudest one
mullet: bottle blond
shoey PB: 4.2 seconds
previous life: classified

SAMDOG

role: the other loud one
mullet: cap-assisted
servo order: 2 dare iced coffees
previous life: not tellin ya

TONY

role: the loud one
mullet: factory black
sunnies: never off
previous life: ask ya sister

CERTIFIED BANGERS

cooked up in gran's basement. she says hi.

SHOEY IN YA FACE

OFF MY FACE

MOVING PICTURES

someone gave us a camera. their fault, not ours.

Shoey In Ya Face music video thumbnail — 3Blokes & Villain - Shoey In Ya Face (the music video. yes that's a real shoe.)

3 Blokes on the UV stage at Defqon.1 2023 — DEFQON.1 2023 (UV stage, Friday)

3 Blokes live at HTID 2024 — HTID 2024 (they let us back on)

UPCOMING DAMAGE

2026	EDC LAS VEGAS b2b2b2	visas pending lol
SOON	YOUR FESTIVAL???	book us then ya drongo
FRI	GRAN'S BASEMENT	sold out (6 capacity)

BOOK THE BLOKES

We'll play ya festival, ya club, ya 21st, ya divorce party. Full live act: hardstyle, classics, parodies, costumes, shoeys, regret. Payment accepted in real money or slabs of VB.

EMAIL US, LEGEND

3blokes69@gmail.com (yes it's a gmail. yes it's got 69 in it. we're professionals.)

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